i consider november that in between time where i can get away with being spoopy and christmasy at the same time
did i fuckin stutter
switzerland is my favorite part of europe youve got this bullshit triple entente shit to your left and the entire goddamn triple alliance to your right and youre sitting there just outside the battlefield switzerland does not have time for your world war 1 crap switzerland is strong
They avoided getting involved with their natural mountain defenses and the fact that, well
A HUGE PORTION of their populous had rifle training with the possible estimate of every household in the country owning a rifle, meaning that despite its relatively small official army, every citizen had the ability to defend themselves and the training to do it with.
When the Kaiser of Germany in World War I, during a demonstration of military maneuvers, asked a guest of the Swiss government what their 500,000 strong Swiss army could do against a 1,000,000 man Germany army
The guest promptly replied
"Shoot twice and go home"
To demonstrate how fucking crazy awesome Switzerland is, they also apparently have 300,000 detonation points across the country so that in the case that they do get invaded they can cripple infrastructure to prevent their enemies from using it.
i fear switzerland
One day Switzerland is going to snap and then before anyone knows what’s going on this tiny ass country will have taken over all of Europe.
Exactly 5’5 >w>
I’m short - _-
and then countries gave up on france’s shit one after the other, and then britain’s economy outrageously didn’t collapse and then britain took revenge
napoleon’s fall was the consequence of messing with britain
you just can’t fuck around with britain
(of course most of the national flags didn’t look like this around that time but i wanted to keep things simple yo)
do you know what’s back
hannibal season 2
its not an anime opening until the main character is seen frantically running